Saturday, January 2, 2010

The Best Bands to Help You Out When In Need of Good Ol’ Fashion Rock



Led Zeppelin
The obvious choice, I mean how could I even write this article without paying homage to the legends themselves. We should all be able to respect the diversity in Zeppelin works, the grandeur of Stairway To Heaven and Babe I’m Gonna Leave You, the healing melodies of Tangerine and That’s The Way, and the abundant outright headknockers The Ocean, Trampled Underfoot, Communication Breakdown, Whole Lotta Love, Dancing Days ….. (I could go on and on).
In short, Zep should be the first on your kick ass rock playlist. And don’t be sparing, indulgence is the bread and butter of 60s/70s rock.


Boston
At least give me More Than A Feeling. This playlist should be as shameless as when I walk around my store singing Stevie Nicks, lets enjoy it.



Procol Harum
Why is their self titled album so Effing impossible to find!? That’s the one with A Whiter Shade Of Pale and that’s exactly the somber note this playlist needs. Keep those eyes dry love.


Kansas and Styx
Carry On My Wayward Son and Renegade compliment one another brilliantly, trust me on that, it’s a recipe for the best kind of disaster.



Foreigner
Mick Jones does NOT sing from the hair. If you make the claim, you will feel the pain. Mark my words. You can not ignore their high points and there is no shame in lip syncing the words in public. To kick it into overdrive I recommend an opening serve of Long, Long Way From Home. Then Urgent, Feels Like The First Time, Cold As Ice and Hot Blooded, but don’t think you can ignore Waiting For A Girl Like You and I Want To Know What Love Is. If you do you’re a hater, no one likes a hater. If you’re satisfied with your Foreign additions let’s move on.


Golden Earring
Radar Love is enough, just enough to prepare you for…



Steppenwolf
It is crucial that Magic Carpet Ride makes the playlist, Born To Be Wild makes for a good time though, so be generous.


Bad Company
The song Bad Company is far more necessary than the rest but I’m all for splurging so feel free… on that note…



Free
Now I’m tired of people saying Free was an unnecessary chapter in the life of Paul Rodgers. Shut Up and stop claiming All Right Now is their only hit (but on that note, put it in the playlist) (don’t look at me like that, I’m not finished yet). For a start they had a ridiculously good bass player who they picked up at the age of 16! Tell me that ain’t some Almost Famous shit there! Little Bit Of Love, The Stealer, Wishing Well and The Hunter are amazing songs, so put them in. And yes, I’m aware they covered The Hunter, but it’s a great cover and on the note of great covers…



Van Halen
Girl You Really Got Me… Epic cover. However I personally don't feel the need for any further VH additions.




Survivor
Eye Of The Tiger. Come on, did you really think I would miss it?



Scorpions
Rock You Like A Hurricane and No One Like You are essential!



Uriah Heep
Easy Livin’, put it on and don’t roll your eyes.


Toto
Hold The Line! Love isn’t always on time. Not that I’m a poster boy for patience but they had a point.


The Guess Who
Almost Famous said it best, “They got the courage to be drunken buffoons, which makes them poetic!” Give me an American Woman people.



The Doors
I don’t care if you love or hate Jim Morrison, he died at 27 and that alone puts him in the ranks with Hendrix for at least one reason. But in the interests of keeping some pace, you’ll only need to add Break On Through (To The Other Side).


Fleetwood Mac
Now calm down! I know they kick ass in a less agressive ass kicking manner than their company in this list, but if you want an amazing change and interlude, you can’t go past The Chain. Wait till the end and tell me I’m wrong.



Creedence Clearwater Revival
Three cheers for the years before John Fogerty started making lame music. Now I feel that Run Through The Jungle doesn’t get the credit it’s due, I mean it’s bad ass blues if you really give it the time of day so put it on. But lets not skip the hits, Bad Moon Rising, Fortunate Son and Have You Ever Seen The Rain have a place too! In fact put Fortunate Son on the end and we’ll wrap the night up with flipping off the man.


Now I know I’ve missed a heap of great tracks and bands but I am by no means suggesting you stop here. Go forth shamelessly with your air guitar and make your journey through the world that once was!


Polar Picks For 'o9

Top Ten:


10. The Big Pink
A Brief History Of Love

9. Julian Casablancas
Phrazes For The Young

8. Kasabian
West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum

7. Red Riders
Drown In Colour

6. The xx
xx

5. White Rabbits
It's Frightening

4. k-OS
YES!

3. Julian Plenti
Julian Plenti Is... Skyscraper


2. The Temper Trap
Conditions

1. Phoenix - Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix

Special mentions without rank:


Bon Iver - Blood Bank

Florence + The Machine - Lungs

Wild Beasts - Two Dancers